Video 21 Aug 40,096 notes

natasha romanoff + tumblr wanting a black widow movie.

(Source: hillsmaria)

Text 21 Aug 1,114 notes

moritzstiefelshair:

perks of dating me:

  • i sing a lot of showtunes
  • i watch a lot of musicals
  • i have lots of links to broadway bootlegs
Video 21 Aug 1,366 notes

theheroheart:

The Ultimate Time Lord: Peter’s like the annoyed older brother, Sylv and Colin are the troublesome middle children who can’t shut up, and Paul’s the kid brother who watches the ridiculous antics of his siblings with rapt attention.

Text 21 Aug 23 notes

rikinowgay:

destroyer-drax:

I love how “why” in French is literally just “for what” 

TURN DOWN PORQUOI?

Photo 21 Aug 31,428 notes derelictjet:

mindofgemini:

goldist:

malformalady:

The Black Dragonfish(Idiacanthus atlanticus) of the Stomiidae family.

I love how this is like a creature from hell but it has like little pink cheeks 

deep sea anime blush stickers


fun fact those pink cheeks glow to attract unsuspecting prey
fashionable and functional with a dash of abject terror

derelictjet:

mindofgemini:

goldist:

malformalady:

The Black Dragonfish(Idiacanthus atlanticus) of the Stomiidae family.

I love how this is like a creature from hell but it has like little pink cheeks 

deep sea anime blush stickers

fun fact those pink cheeks glow to attract unsuspecting prey

fashionable and functional with a dash of abject terror

Photo 21 Aug 38,999 notes foreverheroine:

This just made me so freaking happy

foreverheroine:

This just made me so freaking happy

(Source: cubrone)

Photo 21 Aug 20,242 notes transhumanisticpanspermia:

dad-rock-davos:

sixpenceee:

Found on reddit 
Woman accidentally breaks smiling garden gnome and finds hidden limbless figurine melded inside of it.

Bury the gnome. Dig a deep hole and put the gnome in the hole.

incinerate the gnome. turn the gnome to ash and launch the ash into the fucking sun

transhumanisticpanspermia:

dad-rock-davos:

sixpenceee:

Found on reddit 

Woman accidentally breaks smiling garden gnome and finds hidden limbless figurine melded inside of it.

Bury the gnome. Dig a deep hole and put the gnome in the hole.

incinerate the gnome. turn the gnome to ash and launch the ash into the fucking sun

Video 21 Aug 183,480 notes

danieljlayton:

collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen

The ending is worth clicking for.

Photo 21 Aug 815,291 notes hannahissoweird:

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:


mockinggrass:


Go big or go home 


So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.



So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step





i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY


Story of my life


that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

If you haven’t tried that on clever bot what are you doing with your life.

hannahissoweird:

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

image

So I decided to try it

image

alrighty, let’s go one more step

image

image

image

i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

image

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

image

Story of my life

image

that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

If you haven’t tried that on clever bot what are you doing with your life.

Photo 21 Aug 281,951 notes therealeovaldez:

vesta-88:

i dont play assassins creed, but is this like the entire plotline or something??

This is literally all you do in the game

therealeovaldez:

vesta-88:

i dont play assassins creed, but is this like the entire plotline or something??

This is literally all you do in the game


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