natasha romanoff + tumblr wanting a black widow movie.
perks of dating me:
- i sing a lot of showtunes
- i watch a lot of musicals
- i have lots of links to broadway bootlegs
The Ultimate Time Lord: Peter’s like the annoyed older brother, Sylv and Colin are the troublesome middle children who can’t shut up, and Paul’s the kid brother who watches the ridiculous antics of his siblings with rapt attention.
I love how “why” in French is literally just “for what”
TURN DOWN PORQUOI?
The Black Dragonfish(Idiacanthus atlanticus) of the Stomiidae family.
I love how this is like a creature from hell but it has like little pink cheeks
deep sea anime blush stickers
fun fact those pink cheeks glow to attract unsuspecting prey
fashionable and functional with a dash of abject terror
Found on reddit
Woman accidentally breaks smiling garden gnome and finds hidden limbless figurine melded inside of it.
Bury the gnome. Dig a deep hole and put the gnome in the hole.
incinerate the gnome. turn the gnome to ash and launch the ash into the fucking sun
This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.
The ending is worth clicking for.
Go big or go home
So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.
So I decided to try it
alrighty, let’s go one more step
i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.
THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
Story of my life
that’s a first.
I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC
I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one
If you haven’t tried that on clever bot what are you doing with your life.