What’s your superhero name?
Super Cold Hot Dog
miss black man in america
the incontinent cop who gets away with murder. wonderful
holyshit im laughing so hard right now
it is i, the victim of capitalism
They call me the victim of capitalism
They Call Me The Hardworkin’ Immigrant. (Which I believe was a working title Siegel and Shuster used for Superman)
Oh my god I don’t usually do these, but apparently I’m Super Functional Alcoholic. Wow.
Professor functional alcoholic, thank you very much.
Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”
AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE
i dont care WHAT you say or if im a grown man i will not give up my swing for your 3 year old son he can fucking wait his turn